when a girl is cute af but has the same name as you

3 hours ago  +0
nah i'm not gonna be one of those lesbians 


me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"
4 hours ago  +39687
except english that class is 99% girls 


Just saw this on twitter omfg.

7 hours ago  +6099


first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
13 hours ago  +297177

13 hours ago  +5561
both is so fun though 

forgot my keys and now i’m locked out of my house

14 hours ago  +0


there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

1 day ago  +30420
this pisses me off 

1 day ago  +129053
man fuck you i thought i was going blind as fuck 

1 day ago  +411717

1 day ago  +1112
man i'm so gay